Joined on 9/2/09
Missing you my brother Donald J. Cook Jr.
Zombie Pharaohs? Hasn't that been done before?
Penguin zombies are no joke.
Fully upgrade the quality of one item in your sales department.
Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged
Kill a Gnome in one hit
Fight the Boss in ACT I
Kill over 50 Gnomes
Complete the Tutorial Level
Sit through the long-ass intro.